purplemika:

incogneat-oh:

The Batboys spread ridiculous propaganda to the GCPD about Batman when he’s not around.

#‘he takes between 5 and 13 dance classes per week for dexterity’#‘his pump-up mix for patrol is every hilary duff song ever released mixed in with a lil duran duran’#‘his facial muscles were tragically damaged in his youth and he literally can’t smile. don’t take it personally’#‘he’s got an obsession with japanese culture. in the cave he wears a pair of japanese house-slippers and makes us call him ‘bat-senpai’.’#‘sorry he’s running late. designing women marathon- u know how it is’#‘the tragic irony of batman is that he is actually allergic to bats. all he wants is to be one of them’#‘you know he STILL can’t tell any of us apart? that’s why he calls us ‘chum’ ’#‘at this point we’re pretty sure he CAN fly- just that he chooses not to’#‘one time i LITERALLY SAW HIM take candy from a baby. like. it was probably poisoned but u don’t know. not for sure’#‘he is very flattered when ppl call him ‘lil buddy’ just trust me he’ll love it’#‘you should have seen him when he learned bats don’t actually wear belts or underwear’#‘did you know he’s never been to the bathroom outside of his house’#‘his biggest fear is someone making a pun he doesn’t understand… it plays a pretty big factor in his origin story actually’#…i said batboys but it’s pretty clear i just mean dick grayson right

incogneat-oh’s tags are the best part of this post hands down. 

silverhawk:

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them – the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

sebsticles:

hexedgoats:

thotnoswillreturn:

voidsexual:

s-kaye-h:

s-kaye-h:

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-

Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.

C A N O N

peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you

steve: Big Mood

Big mood