The Batboys spread ridiculous propaganda to the GCPD about Batman when he’s not around.
#‘he takes between 5 and 13 dance classes per week for dexterity’#‘his pump-up mix for patrol is every hilary duff song ever released mixed in with a lil duran duran’#‘his facial muscles were tragically damaged in his youth and he literally can’t smile. don’t take it personally’#‘he’s got an obsession with japanese culture. in the cave he wears a pair of japanese house-slippers and makes us call him ‘bat-senpai’.’#‘sorry he’s running late. designing women marathon- u know how it is’#‘the tragic irony of batman is that he is actually allergic to bats. all he wants is to be one of them’#‘you know he STILL can’t tell any of us apart? that’s why he calls us ‘chum’ ’#‘at this point we’re pretty sure he CAN fly- just that he chooses not to’#‘one time i LITERALLY SAW HIM take candy from a baby. like. it was probably poisoned but u don’t know. not for sure’#‘he is very flattered when ppl call him ‘lil buddy’ just trust me he’ll love it’#‘you should have seen him when he learned bats don’t actually wear belts or underwear’#‘did you know he’s never been to the bathroom outside of his house’#‘his biggest fear is someone making a pun he doesn’t understand… it plays a pretty big factor in his origin story actually’#…i said batboys but it’s pretty clear i just mean dick grayson right
incogneat-oh’s tags are the best part of this post hands down.
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