A soulmate AU where you have a black stain where your soulmate is supposed to touch you for the first time and it turns to millions of colors once they do.
Like, so many people with their right palms all black, waiting for that one handshake.
People who have black knuckles who are scared for years that they end up punching their soulmate or something and end up coming home with their knuckles turned all shades of red and blue and purple without them noticing because sometimes your hands just brush together.
Someone having a very visible black palm on their cheek that they try to cover up because people will just know they will be slapped one day.
Just
consider the possibilities.
a handprint on your upper arm that bursts into colors during a fight you’re having with a close friend because you tried to walk away and they grabbed you–you never noticed that you never touched them until right now
twin handprints on your chest because your soulmate happens to be the paramedic who steps in to give you chest compressions that one time you almost died
a handprint on your palm but it’s not upside down like a handshake would be, you’re puzzled until you give someone a high five and the colors appear
someone you just met brushes a leaf off your shirt–RIGHT WHERE YOUR HANDPRINT IS YOU ALWAYS WONDERED WHY IT WAS ON YOUR PEC
I actually love this one a lot
Someone who is born with no mark at all–what a tragedy! But one day, a dear friend offers to braid their hair. They’re not even half done before they gasp and let it drop–their black palms and fingers are afire with color–
–and so is the half-done plait, bright against solid black hair.
I was looking at Star Wars toys on-line, as you do, and came across an Anakin figure that I instantly fell in love with, because I love ridiculous things.
LOL, HE IS SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED ABOUT THIS OVERSIZED PONCHO.
SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED.
Then I went looking for more info about this figure because I kind of wanted it and I lost my shit when I found the group shot:
LOL, OH MY GOD, AHSOKA, ARE YOU OKAY?
IS HER PONCHO EATING HER?
THIS IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP:
PLEASE RESCUE THIS CHILD BEFORE SHE DROWNS IN IT.
But then I remember, ah, yes, this is her heritage.
She inherited this from her great-grand-master.
AND THE LINEAGE CARRIES FORWARD, TOO:
Sadly, we don’t have one of Dooku in a poncho, BUT YOU KNOW HE PROBABLY DID.
Also, I haven’t found one of Obi-Wan wearing a ridiculously oversized poncho, but I DID find my new favorite figure of him:
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
hey fun fact apparently darth vader got so depressed once that he asked Tarkin to hunt him for sport
also i love that tarkin and vader are apparently good enough of friends that when vader comes to tarkin like “PLEASE HUNT ME FOR SPORT EVERYTHING FEELS EMPTY” tarkin’s just like “awww he really likes me :’) I’ll make sure you’ll be roasting on a spit soon! :D” like thank you tarkin for being supportive of your sad mopey friend with a ton of emotional issues but this is not how you should go about it
ok but robin is such a sweet guy he helps take care of the mass amount of feral cats in his city it’s really heartwarming and he’s always so polite and nice to the people who watch his videos
also it’s clear from the videos that the cats know and trust him because he treats them so well
for example this is a video of him first meeting this cat
and in a couple months, he posted this update
he’s really a good person
that’s why i left his name in the screenshots! He’s such a nice man and takes care of all these feral kitties and is very patient with them. love his channel
Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.
I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)
It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.
