gffa:

I JUST WENT ON THE WILDEST RIDE.

I was looking at Star Wars toys on-line, as you do, and came across an Anakin figure that I instantly fell in love with, because I love ridiculous things.

LOL, HE IS SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED ABOUT THIS OVERSIZED PONCHO.

SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED.

Then I went looking for more info about this figure because I kind of wanted it and I lost my shit when I found the group shot:

LOL, OH MY GOD, AHSOKA, ARE YOU OKAY?

IS HER PONCHO EATING HER?

THIS IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP:

PLEASE RESCUE THIS CHILD BEFORE SHE DROWNS IN IT.

But then I remember, ah, yes, this is her heritage.

She inherited this from her great-grand-master.

AND THE LINEAGE CARRIES FORWARD, TOO:

Sadly, we don’t have one of Dooku in a poncho, BUT YOU KNOW HE PROBABLY DID.

Also, I haven’t found one of Obi-Wan wearing a ridiculously oversized poncho, but I DID find my new favorite figure of him:

LOL, HELP, I’M CRYING, HE’S SO MAD.

STAR WARS TOYS ARE THE BEST.  I WANT THEM ALL.