“Two more rules: You have to watch Sixteen Candles with me because it’s a classic, and… We can never tell anyone that this relationship is fake because it would be too humiliating for the both of us.”
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
show us the duck op
the duck.
forbidden bath toy
Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs
This is exactly the kind of object that will survive the apocalypse out of sheer irony so that it may be found and put into a bathtub by some poor unsuspecting soul in the Future.
the best scene in the empire strikes back is when darth vader enters the rebel base on hoth and the imperial march is playing and it’s supposed to be a menacing entrance but it’s just him walking trying not to trip over the rubble and having no idea where to go
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they can’t go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.
But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.
So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think we’re hungry.
Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you don’t neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.
My neighbor is a hardcore drunk. Like, 9am and dude is drinking vodka, but he had a cat that’s pretty much his honest to god caregiver because I have seen this cat visibly screaming at this man to keep him from hurting himself and sometimes when he hasn’t been outside for a while, the cat will scream at my door until I go outside to knock on the door to check on him. Cats are literal angels.
I have a cat named a Kitty Pryde who has an extra thumb and these giant paws and while she’s not super bright she did learn that she likes being pet. So I must like being petted right? So if I’m watching TV alone she’ll come up and just with her giant paw gently stroke my arm or hand until I pet her back and she waits and pets me again and it goes on a while. Cats are angels.
My cat once stuffed my bath mat into the litter box
That’s a really nice litter box
my cat, like most cats, like to steal food from the kitchen surfaces. my dog doesn’t like this because she can’t reach, so she’ll come and snitch to us that he’s there so we can throw him off. so my cat started pushing bits of food off the surfaces to pay off the dog so she wouldn’t tattle.
How is it not possible to love cats? I mean… REALLY?
I love my cat to death, she is my baby, but I typically refer to her as “Monster” because of how needy she is. She isn’t in the same room as me because she wants attention, it’s a coincidence as is the fact that she’ll sit on my chest and head butt my phone until I pet her, or she’ll wake me up screaming her cute little head off because I’m not petting her, she’s a needy baby and I love her.
ok this has become a somewhat popular post, and I just want to add on because I realise this just says about dating, but it extends to friendships too. just be aware of this and remind the person of their worth, yeah? Even if it’s just a friend and not a partner
every slytherin aesthetic post ever made: black lipstick, long acrylic nails, winged eyeliner, heavy makeup, bottles of poison, knives, demons, blood, a random gun, someone drowning, someone literally murdering someone else
me:
also,,,,,,every gryffindor aesthetic post: bloody knuckles/hands, dead leaves, fire, hot chocolate, some quote about bravery, a single plaid shirt, anyone who has red hair, another quote about adventure, a lion, dirty combat boots, more dead leaves
every ravenclaw aesthetic: ice, piles of books, shots of cathedral ceilings, hanging lights, blue eyed people, one single dramatic and slightly pretentious smart quote, a swirling staircase, hands with paint all over them, more piles of books, literally all of them have books
hufflepuff: the color yellow. and some sunflowers. that’s literally fucking it.
