sashaahoneycarter:

spottytonguedog:

sympathizewithlinus:

pointedahead:

This is ridiculous. 

This👏🏼 was👏🏼 a👏🏼 joke.👏🏼 KIKÉ HERNANDEZ SET UP THIS PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON HIS TWITTER HIMSELF to make fun of how short he is. Literally the opposite of fragile masculinity. Everyone stop ruining his good name he is the sweetest goofball in all of baseball he deserves better I love him.

Sharing for context. I pretty much figured there was a joke here or you wouldn’t see the bucket.

^^

froggled:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

strikeyouout:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

i don’t give a fuck about the og pinocchio, i am only talking about the pinocchio that matters. pinocchio is shown to be omniscient in shrek the third. he tells prince charming, who is looking for shrek, that shrek will never fall for his tricks. right after this, his nose does indeed grow, indicating his nose can transcend time and predict the future.

imperilysm:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

This pill is a gallon and a half of milk condensed down. Wish me luck

I calculated it out and a gallon of milk is about half a pound powdered which is a lot of pills, but gets you about two and a half thousand calories

I want to put powdered milk in pill form so I can take a handful and wash it down with more milk

Call Mussolini a lil bitch and fuck his wife

are you okay

do I sound okay