froggled:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

strikeyouout:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

i don’t give a fuck about the og pinocchio, i am only talking about the pinocchio that matters. pinocchio is shown to be omniscient in shrek the third. he tells prince charming, who is looking for shrek, that shrek will never fall for his tricks. right after this, his nose does indeed grow, indicating his nose can transcend time and predict the future.