When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.
back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos with a huge title that would say shit like “POKEMON PLANT MOVIE” and “THE DAY AFTER MAÑANA”
there is only one dvd i have recovered from this time
I’m reminded of the time my brother was wandering through the woods in Skyrim and a bandit decided the best person to rob…. was this werewolf.
His AI also decided he was not alarmed by the werewolf’s attempts at verbal intimidation. Nope. Carried right on with his attempted werewolf mugging. Was presumably very surprised to be eaten. Wonderful encounter all around. 10/10.
