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A French tennis player was slapped with a violation at the US Open on Tuesday for taking off her shirt to readjust it while on the court.

The tournament, held in Queens, New York, has been plagued by an unrelenting heat wave with temperatures soaring upward of 96 degrees Tuesday, with a heat index making it feel like over 100 degrees at times.

The players were given a 10-minute break to cool off and rehydrate, during which Alizé Cornet put on a fresh shirt. When she returned to the court, she realized her shirt was on backward. She quickly took off the shirt and put it back on, prompting umpire Christian Rask to hit her with a code violation.

Women’s Tennis Association rules dictate that players may only remove shirts while off-court. No such rules apply to male players, who took their shirts off frequently Tuesday, to deal with the blistering heat.

gamecubeeater:

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

qaryoldman:

four champions.

pegushi:

Kanto Starters

marisaauntmay:

Me as a professor: The Jedi Council’s immediate dismissal of Anakin and their constant belief that he would fail as the Chosen One led to a self-fulfilling prophecy discuss

theraytavdr:

resaiix:

anti-sjw-nagito:

komaeda and hinata start a hit vine account. their vines are just komaeda walking through traffic unharmed while hinata screams ceaselessly

!!!

piecesofkessa:

jheselbraum:

willcub:

ariesaav:

fuzzbutt07:

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

@bobberton I have found the best thing on the internet today. even the dolphins are Jewish.

whitepeopletwitter:

Nice pair of hooters ya got there. *owls preening*