Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.
Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time
*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
she is a cyclops
how did she NOT know she was a mutant
BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!
i feel bad for regular night vale citizens who turn on the radio and some guy’s just talking about how great his crush/boyfriend/husband is.
can i get the news? CAN I PLEASE GET THE NEWS?
cecil: for those of you who have been writing in telling me to ‘not talk about my husband all the time’ and to focus on the ‘news’ i would like to express my confusion. you don’t seem to understand that the most worthwhile ‘news’ in this town is my husband.
me: *living my life*
brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey?
me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why
brain: nothing just making sure you remember
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol
like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft
Alexis 