alexisrichter

operationsc:

flubz:

you-or-your-memory:

carryonmy-assbutt:

merinnan:

myangelofthelord:

merinnan:

marimopet:

gotitforcheap:

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

starfleetrambo:

He told me the name of the tree but I forgot what it was.

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elyseeeeew:

otahkoapisiakii:

!!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!!

I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered

PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org

Know your status

yesthatgino:

spicywillgraham:

weirdness-is-good:

carnival-phantasm:

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

moonipulations:

The Moon And The Castle – Photography by Mauro Maione Full moon viewed from the Town Hall building in Siena, Italy.

casanovakevin:

yeh

ouijaangel:

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

ohbellamy:

#dorks

working-class-worm:

mediamattersforamerica:

On Tuesday, September 18, McDonald’s workers in 10 cities went on strike over sexual harassment.

40 percent of women in the fast-food industry have experienced sexual harassment, but way too often their #metoo stories are left out of the conversation.

Workers in the U.S. are not eligible for SNAP if they are on strike. Every one of these workers is taking a HUGE risk to stand up to McDonald’s.