Alexander came to the city and was very interested in meeting the philosopher. He found Diogenes resting in the sunlight, introduced himself, and asked if there was anything he could do for him. Diogenes replied, “Yes. Get out of my sunlight.” Alexander admired his spirit and said, “If I were not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes” to which Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes.”
this is the funniest shit. get fucked alexander
you can tell alexander the great said that shit thinking it was so cool and such a great honor but diogenes the cynic, who jacks off in the public theatre and lives in a barrel just annihilated him and continued to do so. i love this guy
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