bravadopinfire:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Y’all mind if I chime in?

anxietyproblem:

spectacledotter:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypeswap:

pro-bending-bro-bending:

hypeswap:

tasmanianstripes:

hypeswap:

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

cooliogirl101:

theshadowedqueen82:

1. Set up a cart selling cabbages.

2. That’s it. Just wait for him to show up.

Cabbage dude had better luck finding the Avatar than Zuko did in all 3 seasons

waiting-forthe-businthe-rain:

plumislands:

cable: wade?

wade: vanessa used to call me that 😦

cable: because it’s your fucking name.

This is the most in-character thing I have ever read

annadesu:

I was hesitant to post this because of the drama surrounding it, but I can’t keep this to myself anymore.

Many years ago, when Goblet of Fire came out (we’re talking… 2000 or 2001, I think?) I was a moderator at a now-defunct

Harry Potter forum.

When Nagini’s character was introduced, there was a girl on the forum (who we will call “Kate” for storytelling purposes, and also I don’t remember her name anymore lmao) who was CONVINCED Nagini was a human transfigured into a snake.

Now, the rest of the forum generally didn’t care about this theory. People pointed out that if Voldemort wanted to control someone, he would just do it. What’s the point of making them into a snake? Aesthetic? But Kate defended her theory.

“They say in the book she’s not like a regular snake! Don’t you think it’s strange they never say where she came from?” I can’t remember every point she made about it, but she really believed it.

“Suuuuuure, Kate!” we all said.

At the end of the day, we were all there to partake in fandom bullshit. We had a great time. But time passed, people moved on, and forums got deleted.

But when they revealed Nagini to be a “Maledictus” recently, my first thought was of Kate, even after all these years.

She got a few details wrong, but somewhere out there, a now-grown woman watched the Fantastic Beasts trailer, saw Nagini, and probably whispered “I fucking knew it” under her breath.

And I find that hilarious. Never let go of your crack theories, kids.