This girl who routinely brings brownies to school brought an unreasonably large amount of them, like just an entire duffel bag full of brownies. She handed them out to anyone and everyone. I received five. Later on, the police arrived and as it turns out, there were mad levels of THC in the brownies and people were getting high everywhere. I turned to a policeman standing next to me and said, “But.. I had five…” and he stared at me with horror in his eyes.
Honestly shout out to people with anxiety and panic disorders, y’all don’t get enough recognition for your hard work. Pushing through your body’s instinct to fight/flee/freeze at the slightest worry is a whole new level of strength. You’re battling almost everyday against a fast-acting animalistic response that humans have been experiencing since the dawn of time, a response that is literally designed to take full control of your actions away from you. That takes so much courage and perseverance. You’re strong as fuck.
i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously
Alexis 