Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
okay so unless you’ve watched the Netflix series u wouldn’t understand but Mort is an interdimensional being who has lived a substantial amount of time. assuming his wives weren’t clones of himself, they probs just died of old age or smth.
pop culture needs to get rid of the “lactose intolerant characters who order cheeseless pizza and never consume dairy ever” trope bc as someone with high loctose intolerance i can 100% guarantee that your average loctose intolerant person is the most likely person at any given moment to shotgun an entire carton of milk just for the hell of it and bc someone told them they couldn’t
Alexis 