I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.
And I fucking turn him over
And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.
And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.
Power switches mean nothing when you’re a fellow of infinite jest
Is it infinite jest if it’s one a.m. and it made me piss my pants
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
Hi everyone, for those of you who don’t know, I’m trying to go to grad school and get my MPH. I have all the groundwork laid down, but there are two things really setting me back. In order to send in a complete application, I have to take the GREs and there is a $205 registration fee. Along with this, the four schools I’m applying to have application fees, which comes to a total of $232. I’m trying to apply to these schools by December, and I’m trying to raise $437 by November. It’s a lot, and I am so sorry to ask for help on this, but I can’t pay this without assistance cause that would lead me to being broke till I get paid again.
Any little bit helps, but if you can’t donate, reblogs are just as helpful.
AMOUNT UPDATE: When I was going through deadlines I found out that three out of the four schools have deadlines after December so I can space them out a bit more. This means all I need is the $205 for the GREs. “All I need” is a joke cause that’s still a lot but not as much as $435. I can still use all the help I can get, reblogs and donations are so so welcome 💖
donations on my last post basically stopped so im just going to focus on asking for help to get to work bc i only have $40 in my bank account rn and it take about $20 to get to and from work a day. any extra money would go towards groceries bc i still haven’t hit my goal as far as that. thank you for reading this!
a pipe bust on our block causing the water on our block to get shut off so i can’t cook anything, if anybody can donate so i can get us a pizza tonight, that would be appreciated 🧡
for the past three days the water has been off bc of construction that caused my block’s water pipes to break and i dont have enough money to get to the gym to shower, if anybody could help with that