allofthe-fandoms:

maedhroswhy:

elveinking:

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for grumpythranduils

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

It really is. Like I’ve reblogged this about three time and each time I laugh for at least five minutes more.

I did not know these things could be more than mutually exclusive this is perfection lmfao

pukicho:

pukicho:

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer

an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun

in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…

had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw

i was also high

My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn’t know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now

welcometonightvale:

sixpenceee:

When this lava emptied into the ocean, it just happened to pop & steam into a creepy formation.

LAVA DEMON LAVA DEMON

aegipan-omnicorn:

facebook-reality:

tvheadfalls:

tvheadfalls:

what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button

I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3×3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right

Humans best feature: our wiggles.