dragon-in-a-fez:

ycurbcuky:

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

it was a special exhibition called “Famous Idiots Who Can’t Fucking Fly”

ofswordsandpens:

kyrstin:

PLEASE imagine being the person in line behind percy when he tried to put a fucking sand dollar into the vending machine at school

I just love how this also implies that when Percy Jackson was given a profound gift of currency from his father, a literal god, with the ominous statement that ‘he would know when to spend it’, he figured that a fucking snack from his high school vending machine was worth it.