I never realized how extra Remus was. In POA on the train he literally conjured flames in his hand for light instead of just using Lumos, aka the easiest spell of all time.
Remus is fuckall go to 1000000 or don’t bother
> whipping the map out of snape’s hand
> bubblegum in peeve’s nose on day 1
> snape in drag
> flames in his hand, as you said
> an entire fucking obstacle course for his kids’ final exam
> peter, now you must die
and that’s just POA. hes a flashy sonofabitch and i like it
at this point I think all of Tumblr’s staff needs to just be collectively fired and this site should scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up because holy shit
users: “ban the porn bots”
staff: *breaks the search function*
users: “Ban. The. Porn. Bots.”
staff: *tags suddenly stop working*
users: “Please just ban the fucking bots.”
staff: *fucks up recommendations entirely*
*app ends up being taken off the store for not banning the bots*
users: “all we ask is that you ban the bots. how fucking hard is this?”
staff, in all it’s benevolent wisdom: *starts randomly just deleting NSFW blogs left and right*
I don’t have the slightest idea how to code but at this point I’m 95% *I* could do better.
sam’s faces when bucky rips the steering wheel out through the roof of his car in tws are funnier than any joke anyone at marvel has ever tried to write
Alexis 