dreaming-shark:

hotcommunist:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

chikkou:

chikkou:

chikkou:

hey guys, my family is going through a really hard time right now. my mom just barely managed to scrape together enough money to pay last month’s rent, but now shes on the hook for this month’s too. the rent at our house is $1975, and theres no way any of us can pull together that much money in time

if anyone is able, please consider donating! any amount is helpful, and it would mean the world to me and my family! https://www.paypal.me/chikkou

i can also do writing/art commissions, and can send examples for anyone interested! thank you all so much! 

update: ive already received $32!! 

thank you guys so much for this!

please donate if you can; i cant even describe how much the help means to me!! ♥♥♥

update: ive now received a total of $138!! i honestly am so overcome by the help you guys are providing; my mom is really happy too, and wanted me to give you guys a message:

thanks again you guys, and please keep the donations coming!! the aid from you guys has been completely indispensable and we are eternally grateful for it 💕

💕

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? 🙂

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.