powerburial:

surprisebitch:

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

loumargi:

Willem Wissing – Elizabeth Jones, Countess of Kildare

unclefather:

goblinlord:

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

Do you know him?

transpondster:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

Every Exorcism movie

iac88i:

richwhore:

scottymouth:

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

Priest:

This will never stop cracking me up

sandra-the-swamp-witch:

sippyteaevs:

raventherogue:

yamujiburo:

cgoblinqueen:

yamujiburo:

im here for these two pika boyfriends

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

Reblog if your happy for these

Gay Pikachus

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…

:･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

frogs:

she’s thinking about love

wishem:

sherlock-im-not-gay:

zomibom:

lifeofcynch:

gabbyzvolt25:

kvothe-kingkiller:

petroleum-hare:

empresspinto:

blixart:

shoutsofthunder:

swagginsloths:

blixart:

how to draw arms ? ?

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans