Alexis

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me: please, im begging you,, , just do this one assignment

my shit brain: I would rather die, you baby-faced mackerel of a man

slapandticklelol:

cantxs:

revolutionary

i feel a primal anger similar to the catholic church when told the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth

aprettyfire:

they say the best burn brightest when circumstances are at their worst

spookydramione:

where do you belong?

dynastylnoire:

humansofnewyork:

“I’ve had horrible luck finding a husband. Most marriages in this country are traditional, and I have a middleman who arranges interviews with potential suitors. He probably thinks I’m a snob. Because I either turn the men down or scare them off. But you should hear the questions they ask me. Nothing about personality. Nothing about character. Everything is about money: ‘What is your salary?’, ‘Do you have a car?, ‘Is this your only apartment?’ I used to answer these questions, but I’m much harsher now. I’ll dismiss them right away. I’ve had men ask me to stop working. I had a professor ask me to stop studying because I have more degrees than him. Another man ended the interview when he learned that my ‘doctorate’ did not mean I was a medical doctor. It’s ridiculous. Some friends and family want me to settle for the sake of having children. But I have a viewpoint, and I’m not going to sacrifice that viewpoint just because I’m getting older. I believe in marriage. And I’d like children. But if it means I have to accept anything, maybe it’s best to not get married at all.”
(Alexandria, Egypt)

teenagerposts:

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

prinnay:

Tea with Sweets

oliverpaulot:

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing