Alexis

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

disneyliveaction:

Fictional Locations in Disney’s live-action movies.

barber-butt:

cellobeer:

purplepiercedpeopleeater:

commonly-used-penis-jokes:

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

I want to be Louise when I grow up

The writing in this show is so flawless

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

transconstellation:

setheverman:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via Li4mricee)

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:

artbymoga:

Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Please bring back Jesus comics, because it seems we need these now more than ever!

dankmemeuniversity:

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manrepellent:

mjalti:

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

THIS IS HER! THIS IS THE CHILD MY MOM (doctor) HELPED BRING INTO THE WORLD AND HAD TO WATCH HELPLESSLY AS THE MOM WROTE ABCDE ON THE CHILD’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE KJDHSKJHFKSJFHKJSFH

I need to tell my mom right the f now brb

emswift:

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)