something I have desperately wanted to know since I was a kid, and am legitimately hoping the Detective Pikachu movie will answer for me: are pikachus actually tiny little things underneath all that fur and would they look like a drowned rat when wet
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.
Let’s try this on the appropriate blog. Just landed, headed to the home of evil, y’all pray for me.
She took the house keys off my key ring, she took my stuff out of my closet to put her clothes, a few of my dads things, AS WELL AS SHIT FROM HER TWO GROWN SONS WHO HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND DON’T LIVE HERE. She threw my hangers on the bed and the floor, she didn’t get much packing but took command hooks off the wall. She took back a power strip she gave me but I’m laughing cuz when I leave I’m literally emptying everything she had in my mom’s shed in the yard and hauling it out cuz fuck her.
The only reason why I’m not fully kicked out and in a hotel is because the money would come from my dad and since she no longer works, that’s her money, not to mention the plethora of family members who told her it was illegal for her not to give me 30 days and I could sue her for not only that but for emotional damage since she threatened to throw my shit out on the street while I was two states away.
My father forced me to speak to her. He insisted that would do something and I did but then I saw the room and I’m pissed I even tried.
I hate her so much and I honestly need to get out asap before I flip my lid.
Here’s my gofundme, if I can reach at least $1500 I’ll forget the bed and sleep on the floor, or an air mattress but I’ll have enough for a down payment and 1st and last month’s rent.
Please y’all donate to Claudia. She doesn’t deserve this.
I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown
Alexis 