I am not getting any real sleep in the car so I started off today with no spoons and it’s gone downhill from there. We have $101 and that’s earmarked for the smog and the rest for the registration, but I’m in desperate dire need of a hotel room for a few days. The LaQuinta in Vista is averaging $128 a day for today and tomorrow and I’m just trying not to get frustrated because it’s too hot to nap in the car and I just can’t head into the library because I’ll get kicked out for sleeping. I literally can’t stay awake. Any help would be utterly amazing.
I’ll write anyone who can cover one night a 3K fic and anyone who can cover both nights will get a 6K fic.
Reblogging this to tag the ships I write for. Maybe a fan of one or more of those will be more likely to see it.
So the hits just keep coming: the check engine light is back on. We need to get a hotel room for tonight and tomorrow ASAP so we can get the car looked at and the cats won’t overheat in their cages. Please please help if you can.
So, I have an American friend named Jane who married this English guy about 7 years ago. They live in Sussex together (god rest their souls), and they had a little boy pretty much right after they got married. As he grew up, they figured he would have a mix of their accents with a heavy lean towards English (because he’d go to school with English kids and teachers and the like.)
That’s not how it fucking worked out at all though. Instead, he says individual words with either an American or an English accent. Like, one second he’ll be like, “Daddy, I’m knackered” and the next he’ll be like, “AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT???” Every time they send me a video I just fucking piss myself listening to this kid.
100% certain han and lando once got married for a scam and forgot to have it annulled so they were technically married for several years and one day lando comes in and goes “real quick: are we solo-calrissian or calrissian-solo? also, i want a divorce” and han is like baby no where did i go wrong we can still fix this
#ostensibly it was for a scam but we all know the truth#they forget to get divorced until han is getting married again#do you think polyamorous marriage is legal in star wars#it has to be right#so han is accidentally married to like three people#and leia is kind of annoyed by this so he goes to lando#who doesn’t understand the problem because legally speaking he is married to a city-state#he solves a lot of problems by marrying them#he also creates a lot of problems but those are for future lando#not current lando who is currently explaining that he has built a complex tax scheme on his marriages#and his marriage to han is loadbearing#do you have any idea what this would do to his tax deductions han#it would destroy them#han hasn’t paid space taxes in years but it turns out he’s lando’s dependent and lando has actually been collecting a refund this whole time#han is offended and wants his refunds but lando is like no fuck you#if you did your own space taxes you’d be paying twice what i’m getting
leia rolls her eyes before going back to han, telling him “fine, you can keep your marriage to lando, but im marrying amilyn holdo” then she adds “for metal health reasons” and han is all like “what does that mean?” and she goes “my mental health goes up in classy company” and she just walks away giving him the finger
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
