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candiikismet:

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whitepeopletwitter:

Screw it

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

richardgansvy:

MYTHOLOGY: mermaids

 

I am a creature of the Fey
Prepare to give your soul away
My spell is passion and it is art
My song can bind a human heart
And if you chance to know my face
My hold shall be your last embrace.

I shall be thy lover…

I am unlike a mortal lass
From dreams of longing I have passed
I came upon your lonely cries
Revealed beauty to your eyes
So shun the world that you have known
And spend your nights within my own.

I shall be thy lover…

You shall be known by other men
For your great works of voice and pen
Yet inspiration has a cost
For with me know your soul is lost
I’ll take your passion and your skill
I’ll take your young life quicker still.

I shall be thy lover…

Through the kisses that I give
I draw from you that I will live
And though you think this weakness grand
The touch of death your lover’s hand
Your will to live has come too late
Come to my arms and love this fate

I shall be thy lover…

I am a creature of the Fey
Prepare to give your soul away
My spell is passion and it is art
My song can bind a human heart
And if you chance to know my face
My hold shall be your last embrace.

—

Heather Alexander

dont-you-dare-say-misha:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

zomibom:

lifeofcynch:

gabbyzvolt25:

kvothe-kingkiller:

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empresspinto:

blixart:

shoutsofthunder:

swagginsloths:

blixart:

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

Reblog to save an artist while also horrifying everyone else

@spectral-honey here you go babe

mangolesbian:

mangolesbian:

mangolesbian:

dc comics au where kryptonite is like catnip to superman so instead of harming him it just makes him super high

#lex still thinks its his weakness because he avoids it#he shoves a fucking space weed rock at clark#and clark just fckin. ‘god youree not that great a dude but thank you#fuckin inhale rock (@catwithafluffingkeyboard​)

superman keeps pretending it’s his weakness because he knows lex is gonna keep developing dank ass kryptonite strains to make it stronger on the guise that it might kill him easier. little does he know he’s become superman’s drug dealer

@ DC comics hire me

superman: (gets stabbed w/ kyptonite shards)

superman: oh god im gonna be tripping balls tonight