jennitheodd:

fuckyeahwierd:

How… how on earth do you discover that you have an ability like this. 
Do you wake up one day and say “I wanna log-roll a table upside-down” and dedicate your life to achieving that goal?
Are you lounging around the house and someone tosses an ottoman at you and you roll a 20 on your Dex check? 
How?

weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

lesbriian:

ohshitsomeonejust:

novafuzzcheeks:

yahoo201027:

August 8: Happy 50th Birthday to Voice Actress Kimberly Brooks, who provided the Voice of the Steven Universe Character of Jasper, all the Other Jaspers, including “Skinny”, and the Half of Malachite (Fusion of Jasper and Lapis Lazuli).

Listen, I met this woman last year and she doesn’t look a DAY over 28. HOW the fuck is she 50?? Fucking blessed!!!!!

She devides her aging amongst all the caracters she voices. By voicing as many caracters as she does, she’s unlocked eternal youth.

SHE’S 50?????