the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed
Author: alexisrichter
The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times
*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI
Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way
Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash
Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit
you have pleased your brain fish
great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately.
This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.
