there are a lot of weird kinky stories in ancient greek mythology but can you imagine how fucking weird it would be if you walked into pygmalion’s workshop to commission some art and found him hardcore making out with some statue like a hipster in a museum
I had my bathroom door closed but not entirely latched, so my roommate busted in on me, and she stood in front of me on the toilet and tried to strike up a full blown conversation with me, asking me questions and everything. I was so not into that, but before I could even say anything, she just started dancing in front of me. It was like 8:30am and I’m not a morning person and I just didn’t have the energy for any of it. So I pointed to the door and told her to leave. Now, she knew exactly what I was saying, but she took her sweet time and looked all around the bathroom as she meandered over to the mostly closed door. She went behind the door, out of sight, and just when I thought she was gone, she said “Boo!” and came right back into the bathroom. -_-
“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
i have now died. of joy.
I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!
Oh look it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
This is really amazing but I have to say, I read “mermatron” not as “mer-matron,” but as “merma-tron“ and I was just like MERMATRON. AUTOWHALES. SWIM OUT. and I’m ruined my brain is ruined I’m so sorry
