Author: alexisrichter

aegipan-omnicorn:

wildlyunlikelynae:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

Trees’ brains (all plants’ brains, really) are in the very tips of their root systems, and if you compare them, the structures are very like the neural branching in animal brains. Trees don’t have skulls, like animals do, though, because their brains are protected by being underground. Meanwhile, they wave their pretty sex organs in breeze for everyone to enjoy.

Plants are my absolute favorite monsters. And trees are my favorite giants.

(Here’s the TED talk where I learned all this [2010])

elisamaza:

where do i begin

owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

slavery:

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

oldroots:

prothocrice:

y’all havin a good september?

just-shower-thoughts:

If we told our past selves that Robin Williams will kill himself due to depression and Bill Cosby will be put in prison for countless incidents of rape, they’d think we lived in a bad alternative future from a movie