lyraeon:

haiku-robot:

disgustinganimals:

I’m gone for like two weeks and this is what happens to the Internet

i’m gone for like two

weeks and this is what happens

to the internet

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@thischarmingmothman

just-fic-me-up:

benedictcumberbatch:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

FUCK

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

kidzbopdeathgrips:

funke:

do people actually preheat their ovens

this is the worst post i have ever fucking seen

aaronsmithtumbler:

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

muslim-daily:

Yemen criss Appeal

Millions of people in Yemen are facing famine and starvation. Children like thesw are being forced to eat nothing but boiled leaves. You can donate and help provide family food packs (£20) and send trucks of clean water to villages (£25). Donate @ www.RamadanAid.com