curiooftheheart:

celticpyro:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

gghero:

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

meatswitch:

xxxtictacion:

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

this is my mom making stroganoff

targuzzler:

sarcasticguitarguy:

targuzzler:

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

thinking about the time i offered my mom some of my spray deoderant and when she asked me what flavor it was I immediately sprayed it into my mouth and went “the bad kind”

and by ‘the time’ i meant this literally happened 15 minutes ago

toteslegitfoxnews:

digitalpoltergeist:

sasakwapiskos:

oblivionkeeper23:

What diversity actually is:

How Hollywood sees diversity:

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

Another way Hollywood sees diversity

I fixed it.

togeqi:

harlequinhatter:

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED