pukicho:

Tumblr ain’t got no OSHA regulation. I am walking around with a very large brick, I dont have a helmet on and not even God can stop me

feazelbal:

dapperdevilman:

canary-yellow-dad:

darkseid:

honestly this sums up wolverine so well

he said he was going hunting and ororo was like “you’d kill innocent animals for sport???”

no.   he just wants to pet a deer

friends

It’s a thing he does

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

violet-official:

70sdaisy:

whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was

– philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass

ohainaomi:

breezy336:

Please

stay safe, angels. 💓

romanoff-murdock:

matt, at church, after downing 10 shots at the club, climbing the Chrysler building while singing “mamma mia”, and texting foggy “fuck i just want you back”: i once believed that justice could be found in a court of law, and in
the light of day. but I was fooling myself. darkness
only responds to darkness. the truth is, I’d rather die as the devil, than live as Matt Murdock