You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.
Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.
there’s this guy on twitter who floods the timelines of women who are getting rape threats from the alt-right with pictures of his very cute dog tucker
he calls it the ‘daily tucker service’ & ppl who are looking to drown out hate in their timelines can subscribe to it.
I just thought that you should know, in case you were losing faith in humanity.
me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*
my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
My abusive mother suddenly cut me off today. She has been helping me pay my rent while I am in school full time. I just signed a year long lease on an apartment that I am unable to afford by myself. Please help me so I have a place to live until I am able to find a subletter. It is very hard for me to make this post but I genuinely don’t know what else to do and have nowhere to go.
My venmo is Taylor-Murter
My squarecash is $TaylorMurter
worth another shot….there’s nothing wrong w asking for help… i need money mostly for public transportation to go to school and also to pay my bills.. my bank account is overdrafted and everything is piling up lmao
any dollars will help if you want to know more about my situation you should DM me . thank you
the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”
like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone
one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.
then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.
Alexis 