Author: alexisrichter

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Honestly this is why I work 3rd shift happily.

My BiL is a neurologist who has done a lot of sleep research and one of his favorite areas of study is circadian rhythms. He says that being a night owl is real, it is predicated on the genetic structure of the brain, it is not just “laziness,” and it is not a disorder. He hypothesizes that its original evolutionary purpose was basically to produce night watchmen—people who can stay awake and alert at night to protect the domicile while the early birds sleep.

So we’re not lazy, night owls; we’re the fucking late shift lookouts. Gonna grab my torch and patrol the perimeter if anyone would like to join me.

thank u night shift lookouts!

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the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand

the ultimate spook bois 

Carved himself out of the pumpkin

he a good lil pumpkin

THE

G O O D E S T

BOIIIII

CHERISH THIS FLYING PUMPKIN

like a bat outta helllllll

HIGHWAY: HIT

BIKE: SILVER BLACK PHANTOM

This bat is forcibly removed from hell

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

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Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

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Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

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Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

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Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

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Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

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Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

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Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

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no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron

others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.

Aron: Moses, my long-lost brother!

Moses: A-aron, it’s g-good to see you!

Aaron: well I guess that’s my name now

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Indiana needs a surgery!

Hello all! My precious baby Indiana needs surgery to remove a blockage in her intestine. The good news is she’s been on medication for precisely this and it helped lower the swelling in the area and helped to dissolve some of the blockage. The bad news is she’s still sick, and it wasn’t enough to fix her entirely and she’s going to need further treatment.

The hopes are high and I’m covering the surgery with a credit card. She goes in tomorrow and hopefully will be right as rain by the weekend.

This is the perfect time to try out my Patreon or Ko-Fi. Like I said– the surgery is paid for! There’s no pressure, this isn’t a ‘save my cat’ scenario. But this is still an 1800 dollar expense I wasn’t expecting and it would be nice to lighten the load.

Patreon is perfect if you want to subscribe and get all my sketch book doodles and stuff like that!

Ko-Fi is currently offering the same thing, but as a one time donation– perfect to try out and see what I have to offer!

This post was made on 10/10/2018 if this appears on your dash at a later date. You can check her status by checking this blog.

Indiana and I appreciate you sharing this! 💜