alexisrichter

bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

my dumb cat got arrested

he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet

😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son

snndjfdjcnjdkxm….

planeswalker-princess:

igot2ne1problems:

gallusrostromegalus:

“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

melo-9ba:

Howl

dykealectics:

dykealectics:

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

k-eke:

( つ ´ ,Ｕ ᴥ Ｕ,｀)つ ///// ~ ♪ ♫ ♬

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

that was the Devil

theladyelizabeth:

tequilamockingbirdtx:

Elizabeth I of England: illegitimate, false queen and usurper. Mary Stuart was the rightful queen of England and Scotland.

damn y’all got wifi in 1587?

swampland:

bonus:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.