jeffgerstmann:

wednesday’s emails: BLACK FRIDAY SNEAK PEEK

thursday: BLACK FRIDAY STARTS TONIGHT CLICK HERE TO SHOP

friday: OH FUCK THESE SALES ARE ON

saturday: BLACK FRIDAY EXTENDED!!!!

sunday: GET IN ON OUR CYBER MONDAY SALES EARLY

monday: BLOW YOUR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT MAN THESE DEAL$

tuesday: HOPE YOU BOUGHT A COFFIN YESTERDAY FUCKER

wednesday: *tormented screams of the damned*

thursday: FUCK IT BLACK FRIDAY AGAIN TOMORROW WE’RE SELLING CHEAP SD CARDS TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN YOU DEAD FUCKS

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