wednesday’s emails: BLACK FRIDAY SNEAK PEEK
thursday: BLACK FRIDAY STARTS TONIGHT CLICK HERE TO SHOP
friday: OH FUCK THESE SALES ARE ON
saturday: BLACK FRIDAY EXTENDED!!!!
sunday: GET IN ON OUR CYBER MONDAY SALES EARLY
monday: BLOW YOUR FUCKIN BRAINS OUT MAN THESE DEAL$
tuesday: HOPE YOU BOUGHT A COFFIN YESTERDAY FUCKER
wednesday: *tormented screams of the damned*
thursday: FUCK IT BLACK FRIDAY AGAIN TOMORROW WE’RE SELLING CHEAP SD CARDS TO YOUR NEXT OF KIN YOU DEAD FUCKS