junethetransbean:

at this point I think all of Tumblr’s staff needs to just be collectively fired and this site should scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up because holy shit

users: “ban the porn bots”

staff: *breaks the search function*

users: “Ban. The. Porn. Bots.”

staff: *tags suddenly stop working*

users: “Please just ban the fucking bots.”

staff: *fucks up recommendations entirely*

*app ends up being taken off the store for not banning the bots*

users: “all we ask is that you ban the bots. how fucking hard is this?”

staff, in all it’s benevolent wisdom: *starts randomly just deleting NSFW blogs left and right*

I don’t have the slightest idea how to code but at this point I’m 95% *I* could do better.

@staff , get your fucking shit together

Ban. The. Bots. Not. Actual. Users.