srnear:

one-time-i-dreamt:

This girl who routinely brings brownies to school brought an unreasonably large amount of them, like just an entire duffel bag full of brownies. She handed them out to anyone and everyone. I received five. Later on, the police arrived and as it turns out, there were mad levels of THC in the brownies and people were getting high everywhere. I turned to a policeman standing next to me and said, “But.. I had five…” and he stared at me with horror in his eyes.

And then I died.

damn I thought this was @publicschoolstories